TWM: Stress

I don't like stress. I obviously know that some stress is a necessity and there will always be stress. Lately, though, I've been feeling a little like I'm getting more than my fair share. I hope that this means when we retire and move to Thailand that I don't have to do a damn thing except hang out in the jungle and look at the ladyboys all day (that sounds pretty stress free...also, Sam didn't know what ladyboys were, so I had to show her....incidentally and separately, there are not enough pictures online that clearly show female to male transgendered SRS genitalia results).

Olive lost a tooth yesterday, and by lost i mean it was hanging there and she was scratching at it and I had to pull her little toothy. She lost both of those main baby canine teeth in one week (aren't they all canine teeth though? OH, SO PUNNY!). Today at puppy class she was kinda pissed off and barking a lot at people and T-Bone (one of the other dogs in class). It didn't even occur to me that she was in pain...We got home and I realized her gum was kinda swollen where the tooth came out. I gave her a baby aspirin and put some oragel on it and she seems much calmer now. Also, she spends every day with me and has started to get too protective. I'm breaking that behavior right now.

I just hit another weight goal..which makes me feel good. Eventually I'll be at my goal and everything will be peachy.

Anyway, back to stress. I have been very stressed lately. Money, the house, the pets, and most of all, my health. Alex and I have decided to definitely invest in a robot body for me...I said I don't want the first model though (like the first ipods). I want the kinks to be worked out first. He also said then I couldn't get pregnant...so we're gonna wait till I stretch this body back out with kids and use it all up and then after the kids i'm getting the robot body and a nice shiny new robogina. I joke, yes, but sometimes I wonder why my brain and body can't live in harmony. That's all I really want.

I am so obsessed with Madonna's new album. I know it's not the greatest thing in the world, but I absolutely love it. Kanye and Pharrell!! Oh yeah, Madonna too.

I saw sex and the city yesterday with Sam and Alex. It was tons of fun and I love when Sam visits. Also, the movie was chuckle worthy in quite a few spots...though I do have my complaints.

In the last two weeks, John Cusack has placed himself directly (fucking #1) at the top of the list of my people who I will absolutely punch in the face if I ever see them walking down the street. And don't think I won't do it, because I will.

YOU HEAR THAT CUSACK? IT'S ON, MY MAN!

p.s. 99 degrees is apparently my limit, because after going grocery shopping today I passed out at home.